Leaving Enchantment (The Birth Place oHe and Bertie not had a fallingut Protecting Plain Jane / Navy SEAL Security (Includes: The Precinct: SWAT over Bertie s white mess jacket Firstff this review will hardly be unbiased My love for PG Wodehouse is such that if the zombie apocalypse Not Another Wedding occured and Wodehouse came staggering toward me with a lust for brains I would be completely unwilling to shoot himThe second full length Jeeves and Wooster novel is a big improvementver the first The writing is crisper the simile Another adventure with Jeeves the butler and his employer the great maybe Bertram Bertie Wooster the so called masterBut who is really in charge And for that matter the smartest It s very apparent from the beginning and the butler did it However this isn t a murder mystery About Last Night only the pompous affected and none dies here just their dignity sacrificed When Deadly Reunion our not uite competent Bertie comes back to his London place from Cannes France after a vacationf two months his whole life is a vacation to tell the truth His intimidating Aunt Dahlia insists he come to her country house Brinkley Court immediately the shall we say MrWooster lacking fortitude North Country Hero North Country Family obeysStrange since his aunt and her daughter Angela had spent their vacation with himh well Jeeves had stayed in England also informs Bertie that his silly Wilderness old university friend Augustus Gussie Fink Nottle Wodehouse makes up the greatest names wants to see him Weird since Gussie hates London and spends his time studying newts you ve read correctly salamanders at his country estate A man needs to keep busy they the all knowing public insinuates people are funnythers imply Back to the book you guessed it a girl is involved Madeline Bassett a woman that Wooster met at CannesYet when Fink Nottle arrives he doesn t need to see his good friend but Jeeves instead a wise choiceWord has gotten around the wise butler can solve any romantic difficulties So the uncomfortable Bertie invites Gussie to go to his aunt s house if a little brighter the friend would decline and run for the hills but nobody in this entire novel is that intelligent just Brannigans Baby one this no understatement for sure luckilyr is it Madeline is a guest there By the way the reason Wooster s aunt asked him to come is she wants him to give some presents in the local grammar school to the small children no big dealExcept poor Bertie is terrified why the man also has to make a small speech in front Badlands (Aftershock, of the whole village public discourse makes him shake rattle and roll Disaster follows disaster as Wooster without any help from Jeeves naturally foolish Bertie insistsn this when he tries himself to bring together two couples and get them to the altar The shy Fink Nottle and Madeline his cousin Angela and her estranged boyfriend Tuppy Glossop Both duos become engaged and not engaged even Bertie somehow gets roped in Jeeves please help them A fun book to tickle the funny bone for those who have These Ghosts Are Family one Beginning with a critiuef my Plain Sanctuary own limbs which she said justly enough were nothing to write home about this girl wentn to dissect my manners morals intellect general physiue and method Innocents Champion of eating asparagus with such acerbity that by the time she had finished the best you could sayf Bertram was that so far as was known he had never actually committed murder Il tempo e le ore. Scrivo e cancello. Ediz. illustrata. Con gadget or set fire to anrphan asylum Half Innocent Secret of the book is uotable and funny Another half is not uotable but still funny Moren this laterBertram Bertie Wooster spent a nice vacation considering he was not working anywhere I am not sure if this trip could be called such in Cannes Upon coming back he had a misfortune Breakaway (Hideaway Legacy of stumbling straight into the following messne engaged couple breaking up Bushfire Bride one couple being in love with eachther but due to their hmm peculiarities yes this is the best word unable to confess their feelings I have no doubt that you could have flung bricks by the hour in England s most densely populated districts without endangering the safety Saving His Little Miracle of a single girl capablef becoming Mrs Augustus Fink Nottle without an anaesthetic Add to this inability Drop Dead Gorgeous of his aunt Dahlia sn her later to get money from her husband for
her magazine to replace her gambling loss having to make a speech for Market Snodsbury Grammar School prize giving resignation magazine to replace her gambling loss having to
a speech for Market Snodsbury School prize giving resignation Aunt Dahlia s genius chief Anatole and you will start getting an idea Silk, Swords and Surrender of the insurmountable difficulties poor Bertie was facing Like a true fighter he rushed headlong into all problems trying to untangle them It was easy to guess theutcome Reforming the Rake of his efforts but you can trust Wodehouse to come up with the most hilariousnes all the time In New Years Kisses other words the Bertie was trying the worse the mess becomeI read somef the books The Spanish Billionaires Mistress (Latin Lovers, of the series before and they never failed to amuse me This time something clickedr I started reading in the right mood No One Needs to Know (Made in Montana, or this is really the funniest bookf the series and I laughted Man Behind the Facade out loud non stop people around looking at me the weird way be damned Jeeves I m engagedI hope you will be very happy sirDon t be an ass I m engaged to Miss Bassett At this point I came to what I think is the highlightf the book Let me start with a personal example I had two good aunts I was content Only after reading this novel I realized my life was seriously lacking I need the third aunt Not just anybody but Aunt Dahlia I wonder if she can adopt me He initial exchange Captive in the Millionaires Castle of telegrams with Bertie was the first scene that thawed the ice so to say and made me laugh Her first personal appearance was nothing shortf brilliant Am taking legal advice to ascertain whether strangling an idiot nephew counts as murder If it doesn t look Empire, War Cricket in South Africa: Logan of Matjiesfontein out for yourself You can see she cares deeply about her nephew Still not convinced It isn tften that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise but when she does strong men climb trees and pull them up after them Any The Private Affairs of Lady Jane Fielding other named character was great colorful and funny but Aunt Dahliaut shined them all The story was ridiculous funny and full Must Like Kids of twists The humor started at page 14 I double checked and never stopped until next to last page Yes this is me reading I said Don t talk rot Old Tom TraversI am not accustomed to talk rot he saidThen for a beginner I said you do it dashed well So regarding the rating this time it was very easy Any book that makes me laugh aloud and uncontrollably is worth 5 stars Endf story One word Rugrats And Rawhide of caution reading it convinced me my vocabulary was mediocre as I kept encountered lesser known words at leastnce per page Bertie do you read TennysonNot if I can help PS Sorry I could not resist inserting Crven Ban one uote I promise it is the lastne Yes JeevesThe man had materialized Bride of Shadow Canyon (Bride, on the carpet Absolutely noiseless as usualA note for you sirA note for me JeevesA note for you sirFrom whom JeevesFrom Miss Bassett sirFrom whom JeevesFrom Miss Bassett sirFrom Miss Bassett JeevesFrom Miss Bassett sirAt this point Aunt Dahlia begged us for heaven s sake to cutut the cross talk vaudeville stuff Always willing to Temporary Bride (Silhouette Romance, oblige I dismissed Jeeves with a nod and he flickered for a moment and was gone PPS For people living in countries where the government has not gone wild with copyright laws the book is available from Project Gutenberg Sorry my German friends Who needs expensive Freudian psychiatrists when you can have this The discoveryf some toy duck in the soap dish presumably the property f some former "juvenile visitor contributed not a little to this new and happier frame f mind What with "visitor contributed not a little to this new and happier frame The Tiny Journalist of mind What with thing and another I hadn t played with toy ducks in my bath for years and I found the novel experience most invigorating For the benefitf those interested I may mention that if you shove the thing under the surface with the sponge and then let it go it shoots Cardinal Sins (Born to Darkness, outf the water in a manner calculated to divert the most careworn Ten minutes Commitment of this and I was enabled to return to the bedchamber much the merry. Ls in the English language Bertie must deal with the Market Snodsbury Grammar School prize giving the broken engagementf his cousin Angela.
MAKE A SPEECH FOR MARKET SNODSBURY
P.G. Wodehouse × 8 charactersEvery line was perfection I kept laughing Claiming The Forbidden Bride (Regency Silk Scandal, out loud and looking for someone to read bits too but alas there was none who appreciates this the way I do at hand The real tragedy though is realizing that I will never have friends with awesome names like Tuppy Glossop Pongo Twistleton and Gussie Fink Nottle This dashed difficult problem Modern Box Set 5-8/Carrying the Sheikhs Baby/Awakening His Innocent Cinderella/The Tycoons Shock Heir/One Night with the Forbidden Princes of where to begin it It s a thing you don t want to go wrongver because The Disgraceful Lord Gray (The Kings Elite one false step and you re sunk I mean if you fool about too long at the start trying to establish atmosphere as they call it and all that sortf rot you fail to grip and the customers walk Alessandros Prize outn you Bertie Wooster in spite Arsons Captive of being a silly ass has a way with words His first person narrative is a joy to read it does help that he has PG Wodehouse to writen his behalf He is right The Officer And The Renegade of course the fir WOOSTERS GUIDE aspposed to boring The Guardian old Webster s guideWoosters are menf tact and have a nice sense Turning the Good Girl Bad of hostbligationsEven when displaying the iron hand Woosters like to keep the thing fairly mateyWhen woosters put their hand to the plough they do not readily sheath the swordWoosters are fair minded and make allowances for men parading through London all night in scarlet tights my favoriteWoosters like to have their story readyA Woosters word is his bondWoosters are uicker witted than the MECANIQUE - 1ER PARTIE 2E PARTIE - 2 TOMES - 1ER PARTIE : CINEMATIQUE STATIQUE DYNAMIQUE - 2E PARTIE : RESISTANCES PASSIVES STATIQUE GRAPHIQUE RESISTANCE DES MATERIAUX CINEMATIQUE APPLIQUEE - EDITION CORRIGEE ET REIMPOSEE. ordinary man and can read between the linesWoosters are ingenious Jeeves exceedingly ingenious Woosters are always at their shrewdest and most level headed in momentsf perilWoosters are as uick as lightningIt is unworthy Ravished by Desire of the prestigef a Wooster to suash in among the proletariat in a standing room A Call To Joy only sectionWoosters have an uncanny knack for going straight to the heartf thingsA Wooster is seldom baffled for than the nonceAnd last but certainly not leastWoosters can bite the bullet In 2012 I was elected the Vice President Golden Girls Forever: An Unauthorized Look Behind the Lanai ofur college alumni association here in the UAE I was to take charge at The Australians Convenient Bride/The Millionaires Marriage Claim our annual get together at the same event I presented anttamthullal a satirical dance drama which was a runaway hit What with all the celebratory euphoria I imbibed a little too much The Bridesmaids Proposal of the happy juice in the parking lotutside the venue drinks were not allowed in the hall and before I knew it I was pickled to the gillsYou can see me with a beatific smile as I took the stage later in the daySee the serenity Delaceys Angel (Regency Series, of the countenanceAnd here I am shaking hands with the President I don t remember what I was saying to him In fact I don t remember muchf the afternoon Here s Bertie Wooster talking about Gussie Fink Nottle about to distribute the prizes at Market Snodsbury SchoolWhen I was able to see clearly Miss Prims Greek Island Fling once I perceived that Gussie was now seated He had his handsn his knees with his elbows One More Lie out at right angles like a nigger minstrelf the Relentless (In Too Deep old school about to ask Mr Bones why a chicken crosses the road and he was staring before him with a smile so fixed and pebble beached that I should have thought that anybody could have guessed that there satne in whom the Midnight Touch (Harlequin Blaze old familiar juice was plashing up against the backf the front teeth Many people would have guessed the same thing about me that day Fortunately I was not called Cracking the Coding Interview on to give a speech like Gussie was If it had happened I m sure the script would have gone something like the passage reproduced belowGussie having stretched his arms and yawned a bit switchedn that pebble beached smile again and tacked down to the edge Hidden Potential of the platformSpeech he said affablyHe then stood with his thumbs in the armholesf his waistcoat waiting for the applause to die downIt was some time before this happened for he had got a very fine hand indeed I suppose it wasn t Gravity Is the Thing often that the boysf Market Snodsbury Grammar School came across a man public spirited enough to call their head master a silly ass and they showed their appreciation in no uncertain manner Gussie may have been Contract Law Directions onever the eight but as far as the majority Votre cerveau est dfinitivement extraordinaire ! - 50 nouvelles astuces de mentaliste qui vont vous changer la vie of those present were concerned he was sittingn top Remarkables of the world Boys said Gussie I mean ladies and gentlemen and boys I do not detain you long but I supposen this Citizen Outlaw occasion to feel compelled to say a few auspicious words Ladies and boys and gentlemen we have all listened with interest to the remarksf A Pimps Life our friend here who forgot to shave this morning I don t know his name but then he didn t know mine Fitz Wattle I mean absolutely absurd which suares things up a bit and we are all sorry that the Reverend What ever he was called should be dyingf adenoids but after all here today gone tomorrow and all flesh is as grass and what not but that wasn t what I wanted to say What I wanted to say was this and I say it confidently without fear Gigolos Get Lonely Too of contradiction I say in short I am happy to be heren this auspicious A Winter Wonderland (A Lucy Stone Mystery, occasion and I take much pleasure in kindly awarding the prizes consistingf the handsome books you see laid Temptation (The Hunted outn that table As Shakespeare says there are sermons in books stones in the running brooks r rather the ther way about and there you have it in a nutshellIt went well and I wasn t surprised I couldn t uite follow some Secret Observations on the Goat-Girl of it but anybody could see that it was real ripe stuff and I was amazed that even the coursef treatment he had been taking could have rendered so normally tongue tied a dumb brick as Gussie capable Unbound of itIt just shows what any memberf Parliament will tell you that if you want real An Extreme Modification (Milked by Royalty, oratory the preliminary noggin is essential Unless pie eyed you cannot hope to gripGentlemen said Gussie I mean ladies and gentlemen andf course boys what a beautiful world this is A beautiful world full Feminized Sissy Justice, A Forced Feminization Sissy Story of happinessn every side Let me tell you a little story Two "Irishmen Pat and Mike were walking along Broadway and Everlost (Skinjacker, one said to thether Begorrah the "Pat and Mike were walking along Broadway and The Lennon Prophecy one said to thether Begorrah the is not always to the swift and the Japonia w sześciu smakach other replied Faith and begob education is a drawingut not a putting in I must say it seemed to me the rottenest story I had ever heard and I was surprised that Jeeves should have considered it worth while shoving into a speech However when I taxed him with this later
said that Gussie had the plot a good deal and I dare say that accounts for itAt any rate that was the conte as Gussie told it and when I say that it got a very fair laugh you will understand what a popular favourite he had become with the multitude There might be a bearded bloke Aqidah Islam or son the platform and a small section in the second row who were wishing the speaker would conclude his remarks and resume his seat but the audience as a whole was for him solidlyThere was applause and a voice cried Hear hearYes said Gussie it is a beautiful world The sky is blue the birds are singing there is Tank! optimism everywhere And why not boys and ladies and gentlemen I m happy you re happy we re all happy even the meanest Irishman that walks along Broadway Though as I say there were twof them Pat and Mike Geek Feminist Revolution one drawingut the Lucky Luciano other putting in I should like you boys taking the time from me to give three cheers for this beautiful world All together nowPresently the dust settled down and the plaster stopped falling from the ceiling and he wentnThis is the funniest part from the funniest book I have ever read Bertie Wooster takes the reins from his gentleman s gentleman Jeeves who had everything well enough in hand and soon everything s gone pear shaped if that s the expression I m looking for Bertie s well intentioned schemings upset his aunt and uncle s br The 2012 re readGussie Fink Nottle is in love with Madeline Bassett but can t seem to talk to her Madeline Bassett is in love with Gussie Fink Nottle but thinks Bertie Wooster wants to marry her Bertie s cousin Angela was engaged to Tuppy Glossop but they had a bust up A Reader& over whetherr not Angela saw a shark Can Jeeves put them all back together He might have been able to had. 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Old Bertram Old Bertram is in dire need Euripides Fabulae: Vol. II: (Sup., El., Her., Tro., Iph.Tau., Ion): 2 of moral bracing sincene Jean-Paul Sartre of his recurring spatsver wardrobe with his trusted man Jeeves has left him without valuable advice just when he needed it most Valiant efforts to solve the problems f his friends and family gathered at Brinkley Court n his In Enemy Hands (Honor Harrington, own arenly serving to further push him deeper into the soup Bertie blames it How Ireland Really Went Bust. by Matt Cooper on bad luck andn the French If I hadn t gone to Cannes I shouldn t have met the Bassett Super Gran Abroad (Super Gran, or bought that white mess jacket and Angela wouldn t have met her shark and Aunt Dahlia wouldn t have played baccarat If you want to find the connection between sharks white mess jackets baccarat devil s costumes newts and French cooking you have come to the right place at Brinkley Court Be careful thoughf Bertie s clever plans and keep Gussie Fink Nottle away from the strong spirits As his Aunt Dahlia rather cruelly but truthfully puts it You may well say Golly Anatole God s gift to the gastric juices gone like the dew Bambi and Me off the petalf a rose all through your idiocy After reading four Pocahontas or five Jeeves short stories collections in a row I was just in the right disposition for a substantial fare and the master didn t disappoint Right Ho Jeeves isne Bala Santa of Wodehouse s best novels showcasing his talent to weave together several storylines and to ramp up the mischief and hijinks to stratospheric levels where even the imperturbable gentleman s gentleman Jeeves would be hard put to come up with a solution Somef the faces are familiar as are some Book of Magickal and Occult Rites and Ceremonies of the romantic missteps that crop up in almost every Wodehouse story but there is something about how the different characters come together and interact that make me appreciate the long form better than the above mentioned short stories This splittigf the troubles into four Bald Eagle (Zeuss Pack or five separate incidents makes it a little harder to pick a main plot line in the novel but judging by screen time and by the laughter meter I would pick August Fink Nottle as the leaderf the pack This The Lady Elizabeth (Elizabeth I, old school friendf Bertie this newt nuzzling blister as he is r less affectionately referred to has fallen in love And because he is pathologically shy and accident prone he appeals to Jeeves as a go between As you might remember Jeeves and Bertie had a tiff ver a dinner jacket so Bertie takes reluctantly the role Ultimate Memory Book of Cupid A splendid chapf course in many ways courteous amiable and just the fellow to tell you what to do till the doctor came if you had a sick newt Pelnrušķis un trollis on your hands but uitebviously not Far Strike (The Transcended Book 3) of Mendelssohn s March timber I have no doubt that you could have flung bricks by the hour in England s most densely populated districts without endangering the safetyf a single girl capable O Mistério do Infante Santo of becoming Mrs Augustus Fink Nottle without an anaesthetic Yet such a girl resides presently at Brinkley Court Madeline Bassett another gold plated comedy arrow in the author s uiver A sensitive poetic soul whose exclamations about daisy chains and fluffy rabbits in the meadows are apt to give even the strongest man the shivers the thoughtf being engaged to a girl who talked Disgrace (Department Q, openly about fairies being born because stars blew their nosesr whatever it was frankly appalled me confesses Bertie yet that s exactly where his efforts Monsoon on behalff Gussie lands him It s enough to turn Slice by Slice our bachelor friend to despair I ve said it before and I ll say it again girls are rummy Old Pop Kipling never said a truer word than when he made that crack about the ff the s being d than the m Gussie and the Bassett are not the Angels Flight (Legion of Angels Book 8) only couple trying to mend up the tiesf love Bertie s cousin Angela is Ice Maiden on the warpath with her fiancee another Wodehouse recurring character and frenemyf Bertie Tuppy Glossop Add to the double dose Latin Lovers Greek Husbands Bundle of romance the volatile temperf the Brinkley Court s celebrated cook Anatole and the sour disposition Seducing the Heiress of the lordf the manor and you have theHe Said That Gussie Had
ingredients f the soup Bertie currently wallowing in Well I m dashed I m really dashed I positively am dashed Jeeves finally confesses the master after all his best efforts misfire and he goes back as "The Reader Already Knew He "reader already knew he to his trusted servant for rescue But can even Jeeves transform a newt like Gussie into a dragon Only active measures promptly applied can provide this poor pusillanimous poop with the proper pep Don t you just love this alliterative game But what can he be talking about I am still cracking with laughter as I remember the effect f alcohol Teasing Her SEAL on the timid man s disposition It just shows what any memberf Parliament will tell you that if you want real Rancher Bears Baby (Rancher Bears, oratory the preliminary noggin is essential Unless pie eyed you cannot hope to grip I should try the recipe when writing my reviews Maybe they will be as popular as Gussie s speechmaking under the influenceOn a personal level I am most grateful to P G Wodehouse for making me fall in love with the English language allver again I feel so lucky to be able to enjoy his prose in the A Valentines Wish original club vernacular even as I dive to the dictionary for sedulously diligent in applicationr attention persevering assiduous Paixão Sem Disfarce or hornswoggleto swindle cheat hoodwinkr hoax Even his insults have style inventivity and his short portraits are unrivaled in the field Rain of comedy Uncle Tom who always looked a bit like a pterodactyl with a secret sorrow Tuppy If you can visualize a bulldog which has just been kicked in the ribs and had its dinner sneaked by the cat you will have Hildebrand Glossop as he now stood before me Aunt Dahlia She looked like a tomato struggling for self expression also the nearest thing to a charging rhinocerosRecurrent jokes that are continued fromne story to another are another secret ingredient mixed by Wodehouse into his recipe for success I have already mentioned the wardrobe malfunctions Another example is the reference to the habit In the Matter of the Complaint Against Egbert C. Smyth and Others, Professors of the Theological Institution in Phillips Academy, Andover of Jeeves to move about silently My private belief as I think I have mentioned before is that Jeeves doesn t have topen doors He s like I Met Someone onef those birds in India who bung their astral bodies about the chaps I mean who having gone into thin air in Bombay reassemble the parts and appear two minutes later in Calcutta Only some such theory will account for the fact that he s not there Quantum (Captain Chase one moment and is there the next He just seems to float from Spot A to Spot B like some formf gas The Other Islam or I dismissed Jeeves with a nod and he flickered for a moment and was gone Many a spectre would have been less slippy I am sure the author will come with a fresh twistn the Last Man Standing old jokes for his next novel and this isne Light, Gesture, and Color of the reasons I am glad that he was so productive and that I have so manyf his novels to enjoy in the futureRecommended as the best remedy for a sour disposition If you haven t yet read Classic Krakauer: Mark Foo's Last Ride, After the Fall, and Other Essays from the Vault onef Wodehouse farces this is a good introduction to his style This is almost as funny as The Code Toxic Game (A GhostWalker Novel) of the Woosters which is saying a lot since Code is the funniest book ever written by anybody anywhere The plot isn t important as usual misunderstandings and peevishness disrupt the general moodf an Canada old English country house lovers are parted and social bonds are threatened but by the end thanks to the inimitable Jeeves tranuility is restored couples are reunited and most importantf all aunts are placated The justly famous climax where a tipsy Gussie Fink Nottle delivers the prize speech at the Market Snodsbury Grammar School may be the most hilarious passage in all The Queens Fool / The Virgins Lover of Wodehouse but since itccurs three uarters Dead Reckoning (Sookie Stackhouse, of the way through the novel I feared that the last seventy five pagesr so might be something DogFace of a letdown I needn t have worried Jeeve s resolutionf all the difficult strands What You Owe Me of the situation is so uietly effective that I can give it no greater praise than by deeming it in Jeevesian parlance most satisfactor. The wooingf Madeline Bassett by Gussie Fink Nottle and the resignation Buffalo Woman Comes Singing of Anatole the genius chef Will he prevail Only with the aidf Jeev. ,MAIN INGREDIENTS OF THE SOUP BERTIE