[EBOOK / PDF] Beat the Reaper
Mobsters converge on the hospital anxious to make Dr Brown himself a terminal caseThis is at once a hilarious and gut wrenching story Josh Bazell has a wicked sense of humor and as an MD himself he writes a tale in which the misadventures that occur in the hospital are erhaps even hair raising than the criminal activity that takes lace outside of it Peter Brown is an inspired character unlike anyone you ve ever met in a novel before and he narrates a gripping story with a climax that has to be read to be believed Finishing the book though I came away with the feeling that I d rather take my chances against mob hitmen hunting for me as opposed to going into a hospital for even a minor Cocksure proceedure When I started reading this I had the vague expectation that it was going to be some sort of urban fantasy It wasn t But that didn t keep me absolutely loving it It s funny clever fast moving irreverent and horrifying in turns I highly recommend it Unless you re a hypochondriac If you are you should avoid it like thelague heh Hey fuckheadYep you the one with the track marks running down both arms trying to slide off into oblivion with the tilted head and the faraway expression staring at the sun like it s some four headed monster ready to steal your dreams twitching for your next fix like some random dog left out in the rain too long with a stutter stepping walk and attitude veering off from the rest of the universe like a bad dream you might want to sit this one out otherwise you might have than just a fogged up brain on your hands You may want to study a medical chart and have your CT scanned and actually study ligaments and tendons and muscles and bones and maybe even ass an anatomy class although that might be too much to ask because you re about to get your ass kicked and you ll need to be able to iece yourself back together later with the doctor s help of course And frankly that s what you re going to need loa B 72% More than Satisfactory Notes Falling apart at the end it climaxes its enultimate chapter in the most uncomfortable reading moment I ve ever had This book is A MAY ZING Straight up Please read thisIt s hilarious and wildly disturbing all at the same time Bazell is
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Their heads under their wings Plutarch says that carrying new wives across thresholds is stupid because we don t remember that it refers to the rape of the Sabine women and that s fucking Plutarch two thousand years ago We still draw the Reaper with a scythe We should draw him driving #A John Deere For #John Deere for Daniels MidlandAnd after that the little Reapers throughout the book are featured driving a
Tractor GeniusDo Yourself A Favor And Read This Book Unless GeniusDo yourself a favor and read this book Unless hate things that are awesome An outrageous novel that got me laughing a lot in between Kaki vojaki: roman v rimah in slikah painfully gruesome situations alot worthy of comic books and occasional absurdly implausible sex scenes A young intern of Polish Jewish background Peter Brown tries to save Poems of Heaven and Hell from Ancient Mesopotamia patients from gross incompetence at the worst hospital in Manhattan whileopping drugs to keep awake It turns out he is former mob hit man in Witness Protection and his cover is in danger of being blown Much of the tale corresponds to reflecting back on his unusual ast that led to his current situation His arents were murdered when he was a kid and he works his way toward avenging their death in his teenage years This attracts the attention of the mobster father of his school friend who leads him take on work carrying out eriodic hits for money on despicable eople that truly deserve killing His brutal defense against a mugger on the way to work on the first Bear Boy pages reveals his special skills in violence and sardonic internal dialog that typically leans to medical annotation in excruciating detail Because of my background in the medical sciences I liked the collision of unrealisticlot violence with realistic coverage of conseuences To help you decide if this novel is for you I share with you this Black Women in White America piece from the opening scenario the fuckhead can see the blue scrubants under my overcoat so he thinks I ve got drugs and money on me And maybe that I ve taken some kind of oath not to kick his fuckhead ass for trying to mug meI barely have enough drugs and money to get me through the day And the only oath I took as I recall was to first do no harm I m thinking we re Worlds Beyond The Poles past thatoint I turn around which rolls the gun off my skull and leaves my raised right hand above the fuckhead s arm I wrap his elbow and jerk upward causing the ligaments to op like champagne corksLet s take a moment to smell the rose known as the elbowThe two bones of the forearm the ulna and the radius move independently of each other and also rotate You can see this by turning your hand from alm up in which osition the ulna and radius are arallel to Monster der Woche palm down where they re crossed into an X They therefore reuire a complicated anchoring system at the elbow with the ligaments wrapping the various bone ends in spoolable and unspoolable ribbons that look like the tape on the handle of a tennis racket It s a shame to tear these ligaments apartThus you can see that the book is not for the sueamish but as with me Bazell s imaginative over the top action andarticular genius for humor in his delivery may appeal enough to get you Fragen Und Wege Zur Rechtseinheit in Deutschland past the tougharts Utterly ridiculous gratuitously violent highly improbable totally engrossing lightening aced Why don t eople write like this. Clear to Peter that the clock is ticking for both of them He must do whatever it takes to keep him and his Ones and Zeroes patient aliveIt's time to beat the reape.