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Ere is an ultra rich womanizer Alpha hero who fcks everything he sees alive a doormat virgin shy introvert heroine acts like feral child and has no idea about luxuries of ordinary life remember FSG s Anastasia doesn t even have an email address and a freaking piano too many nonsense action scenes and tadaaaa our best selling romance is ready for your serviceAnastasia turned into Alessia thanks God I thought writer could have named hero as Trey but she named him Maxim Another creative innovative one And why on earth somebody writes a novel toooo looooong It s not a Tolstoy novel It s just an erotic romance to make people enjoy their time when they re reading it But this you don t enjoy You just throw if like basketball to strengthen your biceps You d better use it as exercise toolFor so long I was reading wonderful novels and I was feeling Polyanna because I was giving too many five or four sisters not talking about 2019 this year all romance authors suffer from creativity crisis and most of the books are real mess and I m so angry of myself for wasting my time burning my
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and testing patience by choosing to read this commercial thing My final message is for the billionaire author of this bookIt gives us impression that a seuel is coming Please have pity on your loyal FSG readers and don t pull the trigger Write something else Or find a real good ghost writerPSYou now who is my slapping contest bookrightHere are the choicesa Author and douchebag heroB Author and scumbag heroC Author and miserable heroD Author and he is not heroE All of them I live in Texas and with summer approaching I thought I d plan ahead for once Which is a surprise in itself because I m very last minute Like that time I got pregnant with my third child and I Liar kept meaning to tell my husband but I was in college and I worked full time so Iept putting it off and putting it off even though I wrote it on a sticky note but then after I gave birth Heath was all like What the heck Colleen Yeah procrastination can really cause a wedge in a marriage Anyway so I ordered this mister from You just hook it up to your existing water hose and it can spray a fine mist up to fifteen feet I haven spray a fine mist up to fifteen feet I haven actually received the mister in the mail yet but they did send me this instruction manual and let me tell you I can t fucking wait Am I allowed to cuss on here Anyway This was the hottest instruction manual I ve ever read Which is good because Texas Can t wait for the product to arrive because apparently not only is the mister not the only product but it comes with a Lord and a Housekeeper and a grand piano NONE of which were listed in the description as accompanying parts I usually don t find deals like this on Anyway I ll update this review when all the pieces of my order arrive but FIVE STARS for this instruction manual. Enced and dares not name Just who is Alessia Demachi Can Maxim protect her from the malevolence that threatens her And what will she do when she learns that he’s been hiding secrets of his own   From the heart of London through wild rural Cornwall to the bleak forbidding beauty of the Balkans The Mister is a roller coaster ride of danger and desire that leaves the reader breathless to the very last pa. .

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Ks that piss the shit out of you UGH writing This is a 150 page story written into a 512 hundred bloody paged book The writing is soooooo elaborated and literally boring the story the story was okay ish if you is soooooo elaborated and literally boring the story the story was okay ish if you t read anything your whole lifelets meet Alessia Demanchiwhere r u going Alessiayes she behaves like this in the whole book view spoilershe comes from albania cuz she escapes her abusive fianc gets human trafficked to England where she is supposed to be sold but escapes She isn t raped she s a virgin hide spoiler Well then I think I ll stop there for now I made it to the 20% mark and I m not really enjoying it The characters aren t calling to me and it s not pulling me in Maybe I ll come back to it down the line I have the audio but for now it s on hold I one cliked I tried I failedI really wanted to give this book a chance I really wanted to like it Nope Apparently while I evolved as a reader some things stayed just how I left themI am sorry to inform that this I am just a poor innocent blushing serving doormat who is not worthy of You a rich whoring fucked up British Adonis doesn t work for me any in any shape or formI couldn t stay another second in this poor little girl s head bless her heart It got old after a few pages of her pitiful internal thoughts Yes For a woman dressed in a nylon housecoat she s hot well i mean at least i ll have a new joke to tell my therapist this week dnf 30% i tried i swear cracks nuckles Let s start by taking you on the journey From start to finish 30% i mean i was finished by about 5% but I was raised to be a trooper and troop i did When I first saw that Ms James was launching a new standalone novel my first thought like I assume all other people s thoughts were went to FSOG That trilogy regardless of whether it was a disaster a passer by or a godsend in your life was something of a global Category 5 DEFCON 1 10th magnitude phenomena that took the world by storm Having read FSOG a long time back just the first one unfortunately i couldn t troop for I don t really remember my thoughts and whether I liked it or not didn t matter because looking back now I don t really like what it stands for Yet still I respect all those lovers of the romance because for some It actually regenerated originated their love for the genre So I thought what better way to gather my thoughts about this author then to read her upcoming standalone By now her writing would have improved right her character development and her plot skills must have enhanced somehow their should be some any sort of IMPROVEMENTVIEW HIDE SPOILER I M SORRY GUYS I spoiler hide spoiler I m sorry guys I I just couldn t 37% OMG Universal Studios bought this amazing literature s rights Another Razzie Awards winners are coming up One burning disappointing frustrating star I got the formula of the writer Th. Ils It’s a role he’s not prepared for and one that he struggles to face   But his biggest challenge is fighting his desire for an unexpected enigmatic young woman who’s recently arrived in England possessing little than a dangerous and troublesome past  Reticent beautiful and musically gifted she’s an alluring mystery and Maxim’s longing for her deepens into a passion that he’s never experi. LIVE AMZ US AMZ UK LUV ARISTOCRATIC ENTITLED HEROES le sighStand aloneLIVE AMZ US AMZ UK Blurb London 2019 Life has been easy for Maxim Trevelyan With his good looks aristocratic connections and money he s never had to work and he s rarely slept alone But all that changes when tragedy strikes and Maxim inherits his family s noble title wealth and estates and all the responsibility that entails I 1 STARA few words come to mind when I think about this book such as disappointing inadeuate mediocre and extremely displeasingLook who are we idding here It s time to admit the truth 50 Shades Of Grey was EL James s one hit wonder It is what it is There s no shame in stating the obvious We re all adults here She became a multimillionaire from it Rumor has it The Mister made over 900000 on US alone after one day I m sure she doesn t give a fuckI m going to try to break this down into bullet points The writing was all over the damn place Nothing flowed Told from dual POV s but the female character Alessia is written in third personFollow link for all the good stuff here It was TORTURERemember to follow all things messy SubcribeListen to my podcast Which Stephenie Meyer book is this based on note i once stated in a comment that the plot of this book is better off a movie rather than a book so i have nothing against this book becoming a movie i however am against the racism in this book One example is that Albanians are portrayed narrow minded backward people who don t properly educate their daughters and force them into marriages This is not only in Albania it s around the whole world in every country in every city Albania doesn t often come in books therefore every city Albania doesn t often come in books therefore should not have been portrayed like this I m not saying EL shouldn t have used Albania in her plot I m saying that she should have also added the positive modern open minded things and people in this book from Albania My point is that if a movie is made PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON T PORTRAY ALBANIA LIKE SOME TALIBAN VILLAGE MSN E L James reads excerpt from her steamy new book THE MISTER ME SCROLL DOWN FOR LONG REVIEW FIRST Mister me scroll down for long review first biggest problem of them all is that how on earth has this been approved to be publishedWho edited this I mean couldn t shehe stop el james or idk edit this betterwhere were the publishing team especially the editor After finishing reading The only way someone will like this book is a they r under severe debt of EL Jamesb r under employment of EL Jamesc r a mutual friend of EL Jamesdonly see good for example if they ever got poor they will say that poverty is a blessingOKiiieeeSo lets get to the fucking point cuz this book is a waste of moneytimepotentialY did i rate it 1non deserving starTHE MOTHER FUCKING WRITINGIt is HORRIBLEHORRENDOUSi felt like i was reading moby dick or waitthose spiritual nerve calming boo. The passionate new romance from E L James author of the phenomenal #1 bestselling Fifty Shades Trilogy London 2019 Life has been easy for Maxim Trevelyan With his good looks aristocratic connections and money he’s never had to work and he’s rarely slept alone But all that changes when tragedy strikes and Maxim inherits his family’s noble title wealth and estates and all the responsibility that enta. .
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