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Isturbingly weird and not always in a funny ha ha kind of way but I found myself fascinated all the same so I couldn t stop reading it Parts of it were hilarious and other parts were hot but the vast majority of it was just off the wall I shake my head asking myself what the F id I just read It was soooooo over the topAnd no I Alchemy Ever After don t know if I will read of this series For now this book was uite enough Glad I read it but it will be a long while before I will be in the mood for It was like riding a roller coaster with no seat belt and trying with all my might to stay in my seat Whereo I begin I really enjoyed the first part of the novel I could identify with the heroine young woman abandoned by her mother has to take care of her younger siblings while mom is screwing around The whole family ends up moving in with the grandmother who runs a boarding house The young heroine Madison is My Academia determined not to be anything like her mother She s hard working chaste and has a hard time trustingThings uickly go off the rails as far as plot and character Madisonegenerates from a strong woman to a an indecisive irrational mess I understand that she s supposed to have commitment issues but this is pushing believabilitySpeaking of believability who The Alchemy of Color Knitting: The Art and Technique of Mastering Exquisite Palettes does our strong level headed heroine fall in love with Why a controllingismissive irrational vampire like creature that lives next Pathfinder Player Companion: Alchemy Manual door of course Who wouldn t love a man that single handedlyecides what s best for all involved Throw in a few angsty paragraphs about how he now owns Madison and we re just chugging right alongSo our virgin heroine AFRICAN AMERICAN URBAN decides she s going to get frisky with Control Freak nextoor One problem he ll lose his shit when they have sex because that will tear her hymen cause her to bleed and he ll have to suck her blood The only logical thing to o at this point is get a sex toy crouch in the bathtub and break her own hymen Ephraim surprises her in the middle of all this she slips and falls and causes amage to herself They The Gnostic Religion discover later she has a super hymen that is too thick to break and reuires aoctorLet s just pause here a moment There is so much wrong with this little scene First a woman s hymen is barely inside the vagina She Computational Molecular Biology: An Algorithmic Approach (Computational Molecular Biology) doesn t need to use a sex toy and goigging for gold to find it Second the author has to make sure you understand that Madison is ifferent from her floozy of a mother in every way and what says not a slut better than a super thick hymenThe crazy train keeps rolling they screw like bunnies at every chance pick up a few stray children and add a few supernatural beings We ve had two plot shifts so far we started out concentrated on Madison and her relationship with the family and now we ve tossed the family to the periphery so Madison and Ephraim can get busyThe plot changes again Out of nowhere comes the sudden realization that Madison is being blackmailed by the father of her brother and she s broke and can t pay her
"bills at this "At this we ve spent some substantial time in the head of Madison We even go with her into the shower But we never find out or get even a hint that she s sending her entire salary to pay blackmail until we find out that the blackmailer is being videotaped having sex with a pre op transsexual in Ephraim s bedroomThings get even better when we find out Grandma like every other woman in her family can t control her finances and needs to be bailed out So super controlling Ephraim buys the house and lets them all continue to live there All why giving off super creepy Now I Really Own You vibesAnd then it just gets worse Our heroine that has a really hard time trusting anyone gets knocked up So what oes our loving vampire knock off Clojure In Action do He forces her into becoming a vampire because he knows best and just wants to protect her At this point I really expected him to start hitting her and saying it was for her own good Totally in line with the rest of the story at this pointThis book is so all over the place I can t even remember what plot twist we re on before the other vampires show up and start trying to kill everyoneI wish they had been successful First things first I LOVE CHRIS Like seriously fuck me boy Pulled an all nighter for this soamn worth it DTHE BOOK WAS AH MAZING me boy Pulled an all nighter for this so Southern African Literature: An Introduction damn worth it DTHE BOOK WAS AH MAZING you haven t read it yet pleaseo so asapThe humor the story the BWWM (Interracial Romance BWWM African American Multicultural Romance) *2 (Interracial Romance BWWM African American Multicultural Romance) *2: Billionaires Secret Baby (BWWM Secret Baby Romance Contemporary Romance) drama and the sex everything was EPIC Ok So here goesBest prologue I ve ever read Appart from Walking DisasterHahaha I find it absolutely adorable how Ephraim burps after he feeds on excessive blood PLoved him to bits and bits Such a sweet man fuck I loved Madison character Absolutely brilliantly writtenChris I loveeeeeeeeeeed him Best best friend and son one could ever want Joshua Ah my little man LOVED HIM MOREJill Bitch glad there wasn t much about her or I would have been seriously pissedCandy You bitch I burn alive and then pour wax on you after that Whore What BWWM (An African American Romance) (BWWM Paranormal Scifi Romance) did he mean by when she was his Did he expect her to become his cow LMFAO You stupid chick She found the roll basket and picked it up uickly hugging it to her chest She began throwing rolls at him while she retreated away from him Get back Heucked out of the way easily Or what You ll throw butter at me he teased Wow Can I get contacts too Joshua asked excitedly That is so cool Maybe later little man Chris tried to play it off Oh fangs too Cool Oh no she mumbled wincing at her brother s excited expression Off to bed at 830am after my all nighter. At her grandchildren were moving in he African Literature: Overview and Bibliography didn't expect much well other than to be left alone What heidn't expect was to have to fight bloodlust every time he so much as caught the scent of his Aliens Rogue Aliens delectable neighbor's blood or her bombarding him with uestions every time she cornered him If that's not bad enough a Master from his past has found him once again and isemanding his blood and is willing to o anything to get it even using the beautiful irritating neighbor that makes him feel than pain for the first time in centuries to get
download Tall, Dark Lonely35 starsRe read via audibleI read this book awhile ago and remember liking it Upon this re read I still liked it overall but it efinately was not perfect I enjoyed the MCs although the heroine Fall for You did get annoying at times and the Hero could be too high handed and felt there was strong chemistry but I am not sure why they loved each other They reallyid not get to know each other and seemed to go from her being scared of him to jumping into bed Overall this book had A LOT going on There was world building and lots of secondary characters For the most part I felt it all worked but it may have taken away from the MCs having time to really get to know each other or have some romance There were also some moments of Money Blues to Blue Money drag and I felt the MCs took too long to get together Most of the time the humor worked for me but sometimes it was a bit much I know my comments are cryptic but not wanting to recite the entire book or give away the entire plot I feel I need to beThe evil vamps were persistent and caused lots oframa Minor om Facial Action Coding SystemInvestigator's Guide Part 16701 drama and OW vamprama counts as exception but is really not anything worth worrying over I loved it A light paranormal with a heavy Alchemy for Women dose of smexings what not to love right Ephraim just about melted me to puddles He was such a sweet sweet Pyte Pytes are like vampires theyrink blood but they can walk in the Alchemy Martial Supreme daylight unlike the vampires So I would say that every vampire wanna be just like Ephraim I willefinitely check out his son s Chris book next I felt all kinds of wrong for crushing on Chris He was just sixteen here but he was very hilarious and I hope he will be a bit older in his book YA story is Nicholas Flamels First Codex definitely NOT my cuppa Nahidn t enjoy this oneThe heroine was such an inconsistent character She started out so strong and likeable but that Alien didn t last long In the end I was just annoyed by her immaturity and stubbornnessI liked the hero throughout most of the book until he view spoiler forcefully made her a vampirePyte because he panicked Really In a totally safe situation And her reaction I hate you jerk I ll kick your ass jerk and throwing socks at him Alrighty hide spoiler I had it at 3 stars and as I kept on reading it but it just kept on getting and senseless until it hits its absolut low There is something about a virgin turned nympho She is also sooo modest it s almost patronizing To fix that the author gives you a list of ridiculous things that really make this angel less than perfect Except that list is composed of things like cheating while playing candyland rolling my eyes hereThe male swoops in on a metaphorical white horse ie check book in modernays to fix all her problems Ta a it s short for ta a ta African American Literature in Transition, 1830-1850 daa Also he s in celibacy for like a hundred years and she giggles because it s so special and he s been waiting for her all his life and now everything is exceptional and better than ever He also has a serious problem with sub psychotic rage episodes but it s all cool because the ex virgin will solve that with some sexy time He also loves her so much he is willing to kill her She might hate him for it but she À quoi rêvent les algorithmes doesn t because hey heid it for love right How romantic He oesn t ask her about it becasue it s not her business if she wants to take the risk or not It it becasue it s not her business if she wants to take the risk or not It not like it concerns her Strait jacket anyone They adopt kids like people concerns her Strait jacket anyone They adopt kids like people in stray cats There is a lot of spatial inconsistencies Perhaps the author oesn t know that the nape is in the back of a person s neck So if you are standing in the front there is no way of reaching it with your mouth unless you re a fucking giraffe The reader gets sentances like Candy snapped with the knowledge that she lost whatever control she had over Madison was gone Did anyone even read this book before publishing This is one exaple how this author wants to emphasize something in a incorrect sentance and abuses redundancy Not to mention that most of the book is Spare the Child: The Religious Roots of Punishment and the Psychological Impact of Physical Abuse dialog and when it s not this is the shit you getI see people say the sex is so amazing and not for anyone selicate sensibilities I thought it was just tedious and absurd The story lacks tension and is built around the sex instead of incorporating it in an actual plot I also hate that she has to tell the readers what everyone is feeling and thinking removing any possible suspense and uncertainty For example we find out that the male protagonist while being mistreated at the beginning of the book torture experiments etc lost any will to fight He basically Managing Activism A Guide to Dealing with Activists and Pressure Groups doesn t care And if youidn t get that you should have because the author tells you that he Faith Into Action: Thoughts on Selected Topics doesn t care about 15 times Just in case you missed the first 5 I m not stupid and hate when I m being treated like an idiot 3 is my absolute limit and this one is really pushing it All in all by the end of the book I was banging my head against theesk Because that is where all the stupid piles up Madison s reaction to her lovers forced feeding and involuntary transformation I will kick your ass Justifiable right Grandma putting her foot Alien Generals Chosen Brion Brides down and telling the raging lunatic to marry her granddaughter I really enjoyed the part when she says you ve forced my hand YeahListen Lady First of all he owns you You came as a packageeal with the house Secondly the role of a Control Freak is already taken Male Protagonist saying that he will rag *Her To The JP *to the JP she changes her mind After all I read I wouldn t expect him to ask Gradma also offers to guard the oor Yes I kn. This is an alternate cover edition for ASIN B004GNFNRMWhen the mother that abandoned them years ago suddenly shows up and moves them to New Hampshire Madison has no choice but to go or lose her family Shoving her Alcohol Fuel: A Guide to Making and Using Ethanol as a Renewable Fuel dreams aside yet again she tries to make a life for her siblings only toiscover that nothing is going the way that it should It's really cold Her fifteen year old sister acts like a hooker in training Men act funny around her Her boss is a real jerk She feels like an outsider Her best friend turns out to be a mouthy sixteen. Ow it s a joke but believe me by this point it s not funny And check this sentence out The fetus inside her womb somehow filtered her blood and turned her Like totally cool There is of she looked beautiful never smelled greater than whatever The conversation and events that follow transformation The chick has her life altered against her will and without asking but that s ok because she looks cool So Little Miss sunshine starts throwing things like socks Very mature approach Isn t it good she Uprising Emerge Series doesn t behave like her 15 year old sister Then she gets informed that heidn t ask because he panicked Two hundred year old whatever he is panicked You Greenes Farevvell to Follie Sent to Courtiers and Scholers, as a President to Warne Them from the Vaine Delights, That Drawes Youth on to Repentance. Robert Greene. Vtriusq[ue] Academia in Artibus Magister. (1617) d think that after the life story he had panic is unlikely but then again he never had any self control andid what he wants against whatever anyone has to say so it s pretty much in character There is threat and force I Dare To Be Hero d have a hundred Sentinels here to hold youown while we took it out of you comes from some guy that no one asked for opinion Because apparently woman can t Sedition and Alchemy: A Biography of John Cale decide on their own And of course let s not forget it s all in good faith cause our hero wants to keep Madison forever That is why he knocked her up Simon says Jerry Springer PNR Style Ephraim goes into another episode of rage and everyone backsown becasue well their a bunch of pussies So they leave a pregnant woman with a control volitile maniac Then they bicker like little children throw pillows The (Underground) Railroad in African American Literature do someirty talk and make up Ahhhh love We also get lost of I hate you s from our strong female that turned apparently 13 I ended it on the point when our raging control freak announces marriage without accually asking the bride and she forgives him all becasue taking one Handbook for Teaching African Literature African Writers decision away is exactly the kind of appology she was looking for You also get a bunch of add ons that have no place and use such as the protagonist talking about someone eating her chocolate while her and her hubby argue Some people will ask why Iidn t put Spoiler Alert Simple There is nothing to spoil See for something to spoil it would have to be good or mildly Indiras Objective Agronomy MCQs for Agricultural Competitive Examinations digestible This is not Whoever thought thisude is great and this book is terrific is either a teenage girl or needs a psychologist You have some serious self esteem issuesI The Great Black Way: L.A. in the 1940s and the Lost African-American Renaissance did like Chris Theialog was funny I must say I can almost bet the next book will be on how he finds his eternal mate Rolling my eyes againIn summary I hated this book so much I was not able to finish the last 15 pages With every sentance I wanted to put the book on the floor piss on it and then burn it Clich Loved every page of this book and A New Reader's Guide to African Literature didn t want it to end I am so happy Iecided to read a paranormal romance It has gotten me back on the horse again RL Mattewson is an excellent author and I would recommend this book as well as her others to everyone It s time to give up this isn t going to get any better and even if it Story Alchemy Authors Craft Book 2 did I m so over the female mc Someone said this was like sexed up Twilight and it sorta is but Twilightid it better
"that s right i said twilight id it "s right I said Twilight id it Twilight idn t annoy me and there was the excuse of it being a high school setting Why I m kicking this book to the curb the female mc It s all her fault She is one contrary and whinging bitch Yeah it sucks her mom is an irresponsible whore fact and Madison female mc has had to raise her young siblings but she won t allow anyone to help her She s going for that martyr Girl Scout badge to help her She s going for that martyr Girl Scout badge already has the contrary bitch hypocrite whinging wonder and TSTL badges Madison has this hottie neighbor who s a vampire and is all Edward Cullen your scent arouses my bloodlust You re my blood song nonsense going on for her He s super nice to her and a model gentleman courting her But she pushes him away constantly and acts like a giant brat all the while bemoaning everything acts like a giant brat all the while bemoaning everything oes he stand her Ephraim the male mc with the super unsexy name is a broody vampire that lives in Madison s grandmother s boardinghouse Once he Digital Griots decides to court Madison he pulls out all the stops and puts up with her chatter Each time he helps her she flips out and throws a shit storm tantrum ungrateful wretch His vampire ness is that of aay walker but his eyes go red when he vamps out He also goes into these bloodlust berserker modes where he s kind of comatose I found this vampire mythos to be boring The only mildly interesting parts of this book were the steamy times of which there are only two not enough to The Handbook of Academic Writing distract me from the rest of this boring book Also the reason it s 2 stars instead of 1 Definitely not reading anything else in this series These vamps are lame Ephraim should leave being aay walker to Blade he The Future of Academic Freedom does it best and with a sword PS For Sarah s peace of mind I would murder all these characters by sealing all the exits and pumping nitrogen in through the vents or maybe go WWI old school and use chlorine gas They re too boring for a bloody end they get asphyxiation Warning This book will make you suirm laugh vomit gasp swoon and bang your head on hard objects35 stars A campy nutty off the wall blood lite vampire romance not recommended for the serious PNR lovers or those withelicate sensibilities I almost DNFd this one a half Agricultural Machinery Mechanization dozen times but something about Ephraim and the weirdness of the story kept me reading It was full of absurd plotting a motley crew of nutty characters all mixed with some off the wall world building WTFery on nearly every page At times it was so Year old kid and the incredibly handsome guy renting the room adjoining hers not only hogs the bathroom taking three showers aay and leaving her with cold water but he also has a secret A secret that she becomes a bit obsessed with and can't let go no matter how many times she's warned offDetective Ephraim Williams learned long ago not to show any emotion or allow himself to get attached to humans What was the point They came and went and he remained This time wouldn't be any ifferent or so he thought When his landlady told him th. .