Wat It s not what I am or where I m from but Just How Much I how much I make you come Warning Choking Hazard Do not read while eating or drinking Laughing with a full mouth is bad for your ealth i mean it s puppet eroticaand that coverthis book is not even trying to be sexyfunny erotica is my bread and butter and it s true there is nothing sexy about this book which is why sunny didn t much like it but me i read this stuff because my mind is blown by what people come up with to sexify AND THIS ONE PRETTY MUCH TAKES this one pretty much takes cake of WAIT WHY IS THAT SEXYi New York Is English, Chattanooga Is Creek. (Richard Jackson Books (Atheneum Hardcover)) had read puppet romance before in Hand In Glove but this takes to next step into creepy erotica landso weave a girl who as trained as a classical ballerina somehow unable to find work in the world of professional ballet and working as a backup dancer on a children s television show whose star is a giant green shag covered puppet named dongo a magical puppet brought to life by the imagination of children see coverone night she stays after ours and ends up doing some ballet in The Stray Bullet her underwear alone on the darkened stage as one doesand then all of a sudden out comes dongo inis giant dongo suit and says all sorts of creepy things to Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 3 her this is the only face i ve got i d like to bury it in your twat tieser up like a puppet uh How to Fix a Broken Heart (TED Books) hoo uhoo the ropes are tight a puppet friend i ll Bloody Crystal have tonight andas puppet intercourse all over La sculpture sur pierre : Art et techniques her withis green shag carpet penisimagination of children indeedmeybe these childreni agree with sunny the idea of taking a green shag carpet covered penis into my mouth is unacceptable and then into my lady bits no way man i feel like the carpet would be really absorbent ruining any chance at pleasure and creating undesirable friction ever Bear Humbug had rugburn not looking for that on my labia thanksand speaking in rhyme is never a turn on especially when the rhythm is off you dance like a magical fairy between those boobs my face i ll buryor just completely gross coming from the mouth of a beloved children s iconooray this blowjob is first class put your fingers in my asssmoochy would never say that neverand i Afterlife hated all the uhoos it is like aving sex with a bird i imaginewere i still a little tyke the idea of
favorite character coming to life would a dream come true but not like this never like this again i can only focus on the practicality of the coupling in uestion and i ave to give this one low marks even though she claims that there is plenty of lubrication and even though Heroes Die he comes in shiny rainbow colored droplets that taste like candy i think i would give dongo a pass ife showed up on one of the dating sites i am always getting e mails about christianminglecom trust me you do not want me in your genepoolUH HO. Ning Explicit sexual content Puppet sex bondage domination and a big green monster who knows ow to please a woman 4000 words. I will start by saying after the First 2 Times Dongo Rhymed His Words 2 times Dongo rhymed is words read the whole friggin story like that it was funny but also very disturbingHis fur was slick and matted makes me think of Swamp Thing for some strange reasonNow If all cum tasted like Cotton Candy or Skittles you can bet your sweet ass I would The Strathmore Club have to make sucking off Dongo my full time jobWhy she didnt scream forelp or say NO You are NOT TO TOUCH ME I will never know but she seemed to really like Dongo and Pampa Pampa his donghis weird thick green puppet fingers andis tounge that reminds me of Leonard from C4B All in all this was a funny fast pretty interesting read I wonder if this chick goes to Orgies in Make Believe Land on Mr Rogers That would be interestante just sayin I would probably pay to read that as welllol Another Wednesday Another Weird Shit Wednesday readThis time we get to read about PuppetsSo we Frankenstein; or The Modern Prometheus have Emily who is a back up dancer for Dongo the Puppet Show A job she doesn t like because she wants to be a ballerinaOne night after the show Dongo showsis true self turns out Geometry Part 1: Quickstudy Laminated Reference Guide (Quick Study Academic) he is alive and wanting some actionEmily decides that doing it with a puppet is a once in a lifetime opportunity so she decides toave some funAnd apparently doing it with a puppet means you get to I m kinda disappointed in this read It didn t make me LOL I like LOLingBut Herbier et autres collections hey there is always next Wednesday rightMore of my reviewsere I don t know I don t know if I want to know I m torn between funny and what the Historical Archaeology: Why the Past Matters hell So yeahchuckling while shaking myeadCute Silly Ouch Ridiculous Oh and way over priced for a book this size My Oh MyWhy should I be surprised by anything I read with a title and book cover like this Did it misrepresent itself in any way No Did I learn of this fine tome from New Yorker Magazine or from a
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ONE STOP READ FOR THIS WEEK S WEIRD SHITstop read For this week s Weird Shit read we ave ventured into the land of the puppetsAnd yes it is as awful as it sounds A real life big Releasing Heaven on Earth: Gods Principles for Restoring the Land hairy puppetAnd of course the stupid woman who wants nothing than to be fucked by this puppet I felt my resolve melting away beneath the puppet s touche knew The Future of English Teaching Worldwide how to please a woman but part of my brain rejected the idea that Dongo the Pup. Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn't likeer job as a backup dancer on the Dongo the Puppet show When she stays late to get a wa. Pet not the actor in a costume but the character Between himself was trying to fuck me His monster cock bobbed to the same jaunty rhythm asis body and Sigrid Liljeholm he urged it closer to my face Well it s not every day you get to fuck an imaginary puppet may as well giveim David Starr Space Ranger head Dongo the puppet only talks in rhyme Now now girl don t be fussy Dongo sungry for your pussy How romanticMy overall feelings about this bookI m not sure I enjoyed this one for its weirdness It was weird that s for sure But Dongo got on my nerves weird that s for sure But Dongo got on my nerves was one sick puppet Heat Level 2 out of 4 flamesOverall 3 out of 5 starsReviewed by Naughty Book Snitch MindySee Mindy s Blog Review HereBUY THE BOOKMeh it was okay Interesting concept with a magical puppet Cass is a new backup dancer for Dongo the Puppet show Not exactly where she wanted to be in Crusader conspiracy Banner books her career Late one night she bumps into Dongo who stillasn t taken off The Book of Earths: Hollow Earth, Ancient Maps, Atlantis, and Other Theories (Forgotten Books) his costume Dongo ends up teasing and pissing Cass off but things suddenly turn in a completely different direction So why not just go with it Well it s not every day you get to fuck an imaginary puppet may as well giveim An English Translation of Fa Tsangs Commentary on the Awakening of Faith head Yep sounds legit Hahaha D The firstalf of the book is the story and the second Gauntlet A Novel of International Intrigue half is a bunch of excerpts for other books But overall it was just okay A uick smutty and funny read and I would most definitely read from this author BUY THE BOOKClick below for Naughty Book Snitch reviews And again it s Weird Shit Wednesday 917201435 Kermit Stars rounded downGreen furry puppet on ropes called DongoSpecial features furry cock long tongue cum taste like candy and is glistening in every color of the rainbow bondage kink Puppet speaks in rhymesUncontollably urges to LOL preprogrammed For a Weird Shit Read it was surprisingly good I felt extremly good entertained WTF did I just read That was absolutely EPICDongo the rhyming puppet andis back up dancer get it ONBest part is The University of Chicago Spanish English English Spanish Dictionary he rhymeshahahahhaha The entire timeIfe can get you on your knees Dongo does I magnifici dieci his best to pleaseThis is what I looked like the entire timeI alsoad moments of this tooBy the way there s really no plot to discuss the title explains it allI will ave to say I read this book to make
"me laugh and "laugh and laughed the entire time Lets just say that was 20 pages of weirdness Finally I m enjoying a re read of one of my favorite monster sex booksThis book was a joy to read because it was funny than erotic It was also my first Monster Sex book I loved Dongo the puppet and is crazy eyes that would roll around frantically when Seashells he was excited I all out laughed atis comments and loved An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet how every thinge said rhymed You dance like a magical fairy Between you boobs my face I ll bury This is the only face I ve got I d like to bury it in your Rdrobe malfunction repaired Dongo catches er ballet dancing and Emily finds out what it's like to dance on puppet stringsWar.